confusingly, amusingly.

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[attentiondeficitstarscream]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[attentiondeficitstarscream]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[a-walking-lovesong]

kepchup.

[colorguardian18]

SPINCH

[ladyallo]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[razzal213]

this post almost moved me to tears

[jamie-is-spooky]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[pawton-meowity]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo]

[littletinydoom]

[idkinsertfanreferencehere]

[optimisticbirdprince]

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[froody]

CREATURE????

[froody]

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

[froody]

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

[ninjaduckpirategoose]

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

[froody]

hero’s journey

[froody]

and this man? Odysseus

[trzpiotka]

he also ate some kind of stick

[szyszkasosnowa]

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[lousolversons]

My Beautiful Laundrette (1985), Dir. Stephen Frears

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[jibunbosh]

tumblr staff says that if we don't buy $17,000 in crabs by 10 p.m. the whole website is going to be shut down by hotel management and all the guests are going to have to go home

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[scrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[scrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[greater-than-the-sword]

Crab Day!!!

Where:

Here on Tumblr!!

What:

Buy crabs!

Why:

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

How:

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

When:

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Who:

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

[crab-day-counter]

[primarybufferpanel]

Please I need their next financial report to have a header that says 'Crab day'

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[just-shower-thoughts]

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

[pankendev]

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[evilwizard]

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[angelicguy]

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

[nudityandnerdery]

Originally posted by 365daysofsnark

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[en-theos]

made another one

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[theygender]

I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything

ALT

[cripplepunk-sylveon]

Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!

[lawfulgoodness]

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[mouthmoodz]

i love how no one ever questions tintin bringing snowy with him wherever he goes and this even continues to the point where tintin is going to the moon and they're just like ok tintin here is your space suit and, of course, the special little dog-shaped space suit we made for your dog who is going to the moon as well

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[bongwateriero]

finding out i’m blocked by someone is like … damn what could i possibly have done other than be extremely annoying…..

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[weirdness-is-good]

[catamelon]

[meh-tahuman]

[confusingly, amusingly.]

[catgirl-greatsword]

girlboss? no. girlunion. girlstrike.

[catgirl-greatsword]

girlworkers of the girlworld unite